If you thought the empty chair ranting was the jump the shark moment of the RNC, you need to expand the area wherein you keep track of Republican stupidity. I see your empty chair and raise you a hot poker on Obama’s “butt” and bashing philanthropic charitable giving (the very thing Republicans use as a reason why they can hoard all of your tax money for their rich friends because the “private sector” will take care of You People through charity).

Apparently a Bloomberg reporter was invited by a guest to a Karl Rove SuperPAC breakfast on the last day of the convention, but according to the reporter Sheelah Kolhatkar, no one asked any questions or gave any restrictions regarding what could be reported from the breakfast.

However, Rove’s SuperPAC American Crossroads now claims otherwise, though they won’t comment further. Here’s why – first, Republican Harley Barbour, the 63rd Governor of Mississippi, from 2004 to 2012, said he was dreaming of Chris Christie putting a hot poker to Obama’s butt.

Business Week reports:

Barbour offered a brief assessment of the Republican National Convention. “While I would love for [Chris] Christie to put a hot poker to Obama’s butt,” said Barbour of the RNC keynote speaker, “I thought he did what he was supposed to do.”