President Obama: Thank you so much for coming today, Mr. Eastwood! I can't tell you what an honor this is to have you here... Michelle and I are such big fans! I think I've probably seen most all of your movies and your career as a director... um... excuse me...?

Mr. Eastwood:

President Obama: Oh... well... this is your day, sir... um, here, at the White House. And if you need anything just ask me, or any of the staff, and we'll be happy to... pardon...?

Mr. Eastwood:

President Obama: Well, to be totally honest with you, I'd have to say, yes! I feel very fortunate, and blessed... I have a wonderful wife and two beautiful girls and we all have good health. I was able to stop smoking... I'm probably in the best shape of my entire life... and... beg pardon...?

Mr. Eastwood:

President Obama: (laughing) Amen! The last three years have been a real education for me... I tried really hard on that whole bipartisan thing, and you're right, looking back, I think I stretched all credible limits... but... you know, fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice... um... what's that...?

Mr. Eastwood:

President Obama: (laughing) True that! And, you know, some sure smell a lot worse than others... but, respectfully, I would ask you to watch the language around Sasha and Malia....

Mr. Eastwood: