Presumptive Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney's VP pick, Paul Ryan, has become a household name almost overnight.
With his traditional conservatives values and sky-blue eyes, Ryan is getting more love than Romney. Within a week of being named as the GOP presumptive vice presidential nominee, the Wisconsin congressman has already made a significant impact on the campaign, getting a lot of attention for his plans for the budget.
The congressman has also been a big appeal for ladies, drawing comparisons to beloved Ryan Gosling due to his chiseled physique and classic features.
However, one of the most popular American ladies this summer, Olympic gymnast McKayla Maroney, who became an internet sensation herself when her "not impressed" photo while receiving the silver medal during the London 2012 Olympics became an internet meme, may not be as impressed with the GOP's newly minted and handsome VP.
Ryan has been lauded for his middle-of-the-road approach and unlike the current VP Joe Biden; all of Ryan's comments have reflected his straight-laced persona. However, one can only imagine what he really wants to say about his lack of body fat and plans for the economy, but has the smarts not to. Here's a list of the nine best Ryan quotes, translated in order to see what he really means.
1. "The reason I got involved in public service, by and large, if I had to credit one thinker, one person, it would be Ayn Rand."
Translation: I am smarter than you, hahaha.
2. “I’m as pro-life as a person gets. You’re not going to have a truce.”
Translation: Bye-bye Roe V. Wade and no more grandchildren for you, Romney.
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