George W Bush was president for eight years, and it was awesome and he was famous he was powerful, but now he lives in a big mansion in… Dallas… eww… and has lots of money and never wants to see or talk about politics again. For the second consecutive time, he will not be attending the Republican National Convention. Since he is America’s most popular president, perhaps even the Second Jesus, it must be a simple matter of scheduling issues. Sucks for him! He’s going to miss some fun (/unfun and predictable) themed strippers in Tampa, the nation’s worst city behind Charlotte, North Carolina.