Poor One Million Moms. It turns out, there apparently aren't really a million of them, because they can't even outnumber the pro-equality opposition on their own Facebook page. Life is tough in the twenty-first century for a group of raging bigots who haven't stepped out of the year 1955.
It's no secret that OMM is angry. They're pissed as hell...over Ellen DeGeneres being JCPenney's spokesperson, over the GAP's gay billboard, over the fact that nobody gives a shit what they say, over their increasing irrelevance and impending extinction. And now they've got their bowels in an uproar because DC Comics decided to make one of its major superheroes...brace yourself...GAY!!! Oh, what has the world come to? Why, back in the OMM moms' day, homosekshuals were purged from the federal government. Now they're superheroes! Can you say Sodom and Gomorrah?
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