Last night, Bill Maher had yet another excellent New Rule, this time focusing on "schools" like Liberty University, where Mitt Romney gave the commencement last week.
Yes, that's right. Mitt Romney, from the Church of Jesus Christ, Indian Fighter, spoke on Saturday at a school founded by Jerry Falwell, a preacher who once said AIDS was God's wrath for fingering the Teletubbies. A guy in magic gym shorts talking to virgin Baptists. Clown, meet college.
But again, not really a college. Because Liberty teaches creation science. In fact, they have an actual Center for Creation Studies, complete with some bones and a guy with a lab coat. Suck on that, Smithsonian Institute.
And they teach that the Earth is 5,000 years old, and dinosaur fossils washed up in Noah's flood. This is a school you flunk out of when you get the answers right.
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