Hey, look! It's the Senate report that is absolutely most likely to be completely ignored by the people who used to work in the White House, by the presidential campaign of Willard Romney, by the extended family of the newly renovated Richard Cheney, by John Bolton's several personalities, by the universe of talk-radio pundits, by all of America's proud young chickenhawks, and by every single one of the voices in Sarah Palin's head!

This will undoubtedly provoke a loud and ultimately sterile debate among the usual cast of characters in which we will count the angels dancing on the head of a pin on which is engraved the word "enhanced."