Sandra Fluke, newly minted feminist icon who was called a "slut" after testifying about the cost of birth control before members of Congress, has gotten engaged to her boyfriend of 8 years. That harridan!

Fluke's betrothed is comedy writer Adam Mutterperl, the son of a major Democratic donor. This has led some conservative commentators to postulate that somehow President Obama, working his voodoo Africa magic through Fluke, planned to have her specifically testify on Capitol Hill only to be rejected (somehow she planned this, too?) by a Republican-led panel which led to a big outpouring of disappointment from American women upset that no women were representing them in a conversation about birth control, and then somehow Fluke/Obama/Adam Mutterperl's dad worked together to force Rush Limbaugh to call Sandra Fluke a slut like 57 times and then forced everyone to realize how fucked up it was and forced all those businesses to stop .