Are you starting to plan ahead about what to get your mom for Mother's Day? Well, here's a suggestion: Don't get her Mitt Romney In His Own Words, a newly-announced collection of Mitt Romney quotes which promises to be the worst gift since Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes. The publisher says the quote-filled tome, due out in May, will be done in the style of I, Steve, the book of Steve Jobs wisdom—because Mitt has the exact same kinds of genius insights and inspirational stories to share, I guess? It's being compiled by the same guy who compiled a LeBron James quote book, so we're in good hands.