For your visual and intellectual enjoyment, click right here to see a slideshow of Rick Santorum voters in Arizona. Why corral these Republicans in a state that Santorum probably can't win? Well, that was the point -- he rocketed from 3 percent and sixth place to 33 percent and nearly tied for first.

Peruse the slideshow, and you'll meet a woman passionate about Google re-weighting Santorum's name in searches, and a lesbian who believes that Santorum can be trusted.